Dave Ross is a stand-up comedian and this is his first album. It’s called The Only Man Who Has Ever Had Sex because he is the only man who has ever had sex. You’re going to want to listen to this album, because if you don’t, you will never know a single thing about sex. (Translation: Dave is an idiot.)
The album is available now from Aspecialthing Records. It's a collection of jokes and anecdotes written across Dave's first ten years as a comedian, chronicling his adventures as someone who has very obviously never had sex.
Dave and Aspecialthing partnered with their friends at Little Dipper to release a 152-page companion book along with the digital album. It’s a two-way flipbook written and designed top-to-bottom by Dave, using art and photography from Kelly Dwyer, Megan Thompson, Kevyn Schmidt and the public domain. And for you readers out there, it includes a 76-page psychotic description of manhood.
You can now get this album as a fucking TAPE! Includes full-color album art / j-card designed and laid out by Dave, using the art and photography of Megan Thompson and Kevyn Schmidt. Also includes a personal note from Dave thanking like 700 people.